::Pasta Blends with Nothing::

You see, it tries to be Davey while singing 100 Words. And you know it makes sense.

As you know, I have not blogged in a very long time. Why is this, you ask? Why am I sitting in front of the laptop (rather, it sitting on me) nearly all day, every day, and I've not blogged?

Simple. Because I, you see, am lazy. And forgetful.

Basically, I have been feeling like I have the flu (especially yesterday) and of course that affects my brain which goes, "Whee! Ima pretend I go to Hogwarts! And plan a wedding that is still a star away! And build a Mill deck (which is kickass, if I do say so myself--not that I'd play anyone other than Kai, for now)!"

Also, it makes me type many typos and many R's and \'s from my obsessive-compulsive typing. Which is very ridiculous. And not in the "OH HAY, BOGGART" way.

What I am trying to say is, as far as anything of importance in the real world (or semi-real world, actually, which kills that dreadful TV show from ages ago) goes, I've fallen off the face of the Earth. Like, really, gravity has selectively chosen me to not receive its almighty sucking/pulling ima-make-you-this-many-pounds-mwahahahaha powers. I have only done a few hours of schoolwork, I have not updated my blog, I have not been on Facebook (which is actually good, since it's distracting, but bad because I'm keeping up some old friendships there--how bittersweet), and I have not been on top of any of my college stuff.

Which reminds me! Today, as I've started to look back into everything important, I noticed that.. FINALLY CALGRANTS HAS RECEIVED AND KEYED IN MY GPA FORM, YAAAAAAY!!

You may not throw me a party at which you shall serve me Funfetti cake with lavendar buttercream frosting, and you shall lay a fluffy kitty on my lap, as well as a dark crown upon my head and call me your Mistress, as you are now my evil minions who will help me take over the world with my mind-controlling novels.

That is all.

But really, I'm excited about that. And I'm excited to hear back from every financial aid place. I have a 3.5 GPA, which (hopefully) will be higher when I graduate. I thought it was worse. So now I'm really happy.

Also, I am really happy that I got to see Kai on his birthday. He is now 17 (again--NOT THE MOVIE, PLEASE) and it was a happy occasion. Except there was no cake. Why was there no cake? Because he wanted Lucky Charms marshmallow treats and I was going to give them to him! But he didn't even shove one of the emo candles in it to make a wish! Really! What kind of birthday is that, Kai?!

Still, a fun one. We saw How to Train Your Dragon, which was actually very entertaining. It was also in 3D. I'm happy with 3D now. It is no longer the IMA-POP-OUT-AND-GRAB-YOU-OR-STAB-OUT-YOUR-EYE-MWAHAHAHA 3D, but Real3D, which is.. good. I don't like the first-mentioned type of 3D. It is freakish, and no matter how well I know it is fake, it scares me. Me, Blue, the girl who laughs through horror movies. It is very sad.

Sigh. Now, apparently my tummy wants to sing along with the pasta mentioned waaay up there. I do have all of Crash Love stuck in my head. I hated it at first, but now I'm borderline-obsessed. Also, I was temporarily obsessed with the game Imperfect Balance, which is why my eyes are being weird and every word I read or type is falling "off-screen" and bursting into a billion shards of glass.

All right, so! My agenda for the rest of the week is as follows:

+Actually work on cleaning the room. This means leaving my laptop off and instead playing music on my iHome made just for that purpose so I can't get distracted.

+Actually work on schoolwork, and hopefully a lot of it to catch up before..

+..my PLP meeting, which is going to suck because of the fact I have been neglecting my work for VH and French and an un-birthday birthday and somewhat-fake wedding planning. But honestly, they're a lot more fun than wasting hours to get through pointless work that teaches me nothing.

+Get Mum to do what she needs to do for my financial aid process. She knows. She knows.

+Meet with Vince! And do the shoot! And catch up! And not be awkward! We are, after all, twins. And he knows if he tries anything, I shall shout incest and start an epic brawl that I will probably lose. But he is one of the guys that lives by the code of chivalry, which is why I keep him around. I could babble about his awesomeness but it would get very awkward for quite a few people.

+Not hate on the people I hold a grudge against. Which means, at the moment, two girls who do not know when to stop and do not know what boundaries are and who do not understand anger (or they do, and still act how they do to continue making me feel this way, because they know I will never publicly unleash my wrath upon them, and I only ever do see them in public). Though, they both deserve hating, however illogical that is, so I shall continue to hate them and hope I do not see them EVER, EVER again. Unfortunately, I may be stuck with them for a few years. I hope not.

+Absorb more Japanese and French. This does not mean speaking French in Japanese or speaking Japanese in French. How I will keep these as two separate entities remains to be seen.

+Get all other eight to stop crowding me, despite the current anger I just caused by making this known.

+Prepare for Screnzy. That is pretty self-explanatory.

+Learn to prepare more meals so I shall not starve or die from malnutrition in college.

+MAKE EVERYTHING I PROMISED. I am a horrible, horrible person who has been sick and distracted and every other excuse. But the army of fleece kitties is coming, I swear.

+Start sleeping regularly.

Speaking of sleeping regularly, it is nearly three, which is not going to help anything at all. But it is not my fault that the blogs of those I follow are really interesting. It is, however, my fault that I just decided to start reading them at midnight, and also that I have been away so long that I STILL haven't caught up on all the blogs.

Unfortunately for now, this means I must leave. You all must be rolling your eyes or jumping for joy (butt-jumping from your chairs?) that finally this blog is getting wrapped up.

But, instead, I shall make it longer.

CLICK AND WATCH.

That is all.

Love and other indoor sports (like doing the Can-Can while asleep),

Blue Disastrous

P.S. My legs still hurt.

::Kami Llama!::

I haven't blogged in ages! I have, however, been roleplaying a LOT as my new alter, Marjorie Du'Pont, who will be getting her own blog soon. Well, possibly a joint blog with her brother,Vincent.

So, this all reminds me of what I was going to blog about a couple nights ago. But now I won't, because no one will believe me, and I don't want everyone to know all my inner workings. So instead, I shall list my alters.

Lilith Tempest::

+VH18

+Hufflepuff

+Favourite subject is Potions

+Basically, she is like the average me

+She wants to play Quidditch, as a Seeker

Marjorie Du'Pont::

+VH19

+Aspiring Hufflepuff

+Favourite subject is Transfiguration

+She is very dreamy

+She wants to play Quidditch, as a Chaser or Beater

+Did I mention she has a twin, Vincent?

Mae Shi::

+VH20

+Aspiring Slytherin

+Favourite subject is Defense Against the Dark Arts

+She is very aggressive and very.. kickass

+She is going to put her name in the Goblet of Fire for that year's Tri-Wizard Tournament

Nymph Bruach::

+VH21

+Aspiring Hufflepuff, possibly Ravenclaw

+Favourite subject is Herbology, with Divination as a close second

+She is.. You can guess.

+She wants to play Quidditch, as a Beater

Stella Anderson::

+VH22

+Aspiring Gryffindor

+Favourite subject is Astronomy

+She is basically a con artist

Aurora Calder::

+VH23

+Aspiring Hufflepuff

+Favourite subject is Defense Against the Dark Arts

+She is, the poor dear, a basketcase

Elise Du'Pont::

+VH24

+Aspiring Hufflepuff

+Favourite subject is Herbology

+She is VERY hyper

+She wants to play Quidditch, as a Seeker

+She is also the younger sister to Marjorie and Vincent

Clara le Fay::

+VH25

+Aspiring Ravenclaw

+Favourite subject is Transfiguration, then Care of Magical Creatures

+She is extremely logical

+She wants to play Quidditch, as a Keeper

Alice Stone::

+VH26

+Aspiring Hufflepuff

+Favourite subject is Charms, then Arithmancy

+She is very creative

How will I keep up with all of these alters? They will carry me through years if I keep up with them. Actually, three years, as soon as Marjorie's and Vincent's first day. A LOOONG time.

Anyway, I have been really.. randomly busy lately. Building Magic deckness and spending time with my sickie Kai, and AFI. And gettingto know Vince better. That's.. actually all.

I really hope I can see Kai on his birthday. I must!!

Love and other indoor sports (what is more beautiful than love?),

Blue Disastrous

::Blue Jays::

Have I not blogged in a while? I don't remember blogging in a while; I have, however, been reading other blogs. Good blogs. Great blogs. Blogs that make me happy, and blogs that make me think.

I am feeling quite happy about this, so I'd like to share a few.

Sleep Talkin' Man::This is one everyone should know about. I mean, come on, an English man who is rather aggressive and random while he talks in his sleep? It's awesome.

Love Always, Clara::I found Clara's blog through NaNoWriMo. No, Kai, I'm not stalking her. Glare. Anyway, Clara is always very real, very random, and very deserving of good-natured laughs and blog love.

Insatiable Host::Danon, the Insatiable Host, is a mother who is witty and entertaining at the very least (add in a dash of cursing). She also has themed days, and that's pretty cool.

Layla Grace::On a much more serious note, this blog is written by the parents of Layla Grace--a little girl with a terrible disease. I came upon this too late.. but the story is still.. Well, it will be with me for a long time.

It's a Panty Pyramid::This last blog I shall share was created by the Insatiable Host. It's a whole bundle of fun! For women. Eh, Fetus Buddy? Nudge, nudge! I haven't joined yet, but I will sometime in the future. It's a panty party!

So! Other than reading tons of blogs when I should have been doing schoolwork, I have been avoiding schoolwork on Virtual Hogwarts, avoiding schoolwork by baking six batches of cookies and a Devil's Food Cake, avoiding schoolwork by attempting to create Magic decks, avoiding schoolwork by trying to digitally paint on Photoshop, and avoiding schoolwork by preparing for Screnzy and college, which is still five months away.

There's still way too much to do. The least important being to re-purple my hair. Hey, I haven't even had so much as highlights for a year now. Do you know how hard that is for a person who hates being anything like anyone else? Dull, dark brown? Please.
Geez, we look so young. That was only.. nearly two years ago. Time moves so fast.. That was the night Kai and I moved up a step. Very yummy.

Ah. My point is, look at that hair. Purple, please!

Okay, I think this post is long enough. Tehe. It's time for dinner and, after that, frosting the cake.

By the by, I looked up at the TV and it read: "Bacon and Blue". So now I want dorm bacon again. Thanks, Hermione. I mean, TV.

Love and other indoor sports (FRET),

Blue Disastrous

::Is That a Kitty?::

No, in fact, it was/is an otter. Sadly.

Anyway! Today was/is the thirteenth. I got to spend mooost of the day fully with Kai. It was amazing. Not only the morning, then later Magic (even though the only time I won was because he made a mistake and even said so.. >_>)..

But! Today was/is Reception Day! For all the new Otters. You know how it is. So basically most of it was a waste of time. Kai just took Mum and I around CSUMB and gave us a mini-tour. It was good enough. Then we ended up at the TAT building, and I am SO glad we did.

Not just because of the hat order, either.

The presentation for Teledramatic Arts and Technology completely made me change my mind. See, I was the ONLY Integrated Studies Special Major out of nearly seven hundred incoming freshmen.. but now I want to declare TAT as my official major. Because it is awesome. More awesome than OH-possums, and that is just not even possible. Physics says so. "Physics" is singular because it is a singular subject, nyan?

Anyway, I am now absolutely excited to just skip the whole summer and go straight into what I seriously hope are going to be the best years of my life. Everyone says they'll be. All cliché-y and such. But really, I am very excited to begin learning how to get the horror stories out of my head.. which sounds a lot worse than it actually is.

And I really, really hope there will be some fellow Harry Potter enthusiasts in my year. Hufflepuffs, preferably. But we'll see.

Love and other indoor sports (NOT like o!quid),

Blue Disastrous

::Grr::

Not a very good day. Sickness. Pain. Not much fun. I dunno. I'm tired.

-BD

::So Quickly::

Today::

+Cutting of fleece. Lots of cutting.

+Tiredness. Rest on the couch after said cutting.

+Script Frenzy. It is coming up, I read some script-writing resources.

+Series proposition. Ten episodes in twenty days with Zak. Preparation for Screnzy.

+Magic. Kai. Ho shat.

+School tomorrow.

Goodnight.

-BD

::FrogDogs::

Ah! Don't shoot me, I know I'm dreadfully behind. Shh.

Today was spent.. half-cleaning. The rest of my attention was focused on America's Next Top Model, and it was one of my favourite cycles. Hey, it's not my fault I like crazy editorial shoots! Well, I guess it is. And at some point, I'd love to do something extraordinary with my ordinary self.

Speaking of "ordinary", I really hope I get a roommate that's.. not trashy, not dramatic (in an overly-rude, middle school-esque Ima-ruin-your-life-any-chance-I-get way, not in a theatrical in a tasteful on-stage-performer-and/or-maybe-on-film-actor), and not attitude-impaired. I want someone I can relate to, someone who can carry on an intellectual conversation and actually know what she's talking about. Someone who is, preferably, a TAT lady. LADY. Which would be nice. Because soon I'm going to be a fish mommy. Again.

So, I'm up late, watching TV (sort of). And of course, staying up late and watching TV does not mix. This is what came of it:

"Excuse me, honey, while I go away for four minutes to vacuum myself. Then I'll be ready to go."

Oh dear. It's a VACUUM. That's all I have to say.

Love and other indoor sports (like.. NOT vacuuming..),

Blue Disastrous

::So.. Many.. Cards..!!::

Today, I.. learned (somewhat) how to play Magic: The Gathering. Woo. Took me long enough, nyan?

Now all I must do is somehow get someone I know to make a site specifically for cycling through every card ever made..

GASP.

So many cards.

Tomorrow will be a long day.

Love and other indoor sports (like click-click-clicking),

Blue Disastrous

::Metaphors for the Soul.. or Some Crap Like That::

Er. What happened today? Nothing, really. I couldn't go to school. Astronomy professor on VH didn't post today's lesson. Facebook was kind of dead. Admissions still hasn't sent an email.

I learned a bit about the sororities on campus. I am still undecided. If I remain undecided, I will stay lazy and not rush.

Umm. Cool titanium rings. Some friend drama he created out of nothingness. More House Points awarded for stupid reasons.

And now I really, really want some dino chikkin nuggets.

Love and other indoor sports (like interestingly showering),

Blue Disastrous